Why I gotta log into stuff?

I want the full tour with all the add ons. Heated seats, complimentary doodads and diplomatic immunity.

~Strata for president 2020~

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Give us your login details, SSN, mother’s maiden name, date of birth, current address and we’ll log in to everything for you. Free service with a smile!

You won’t get a better offer today.

Name: Strata
Password: Yes
SSN: 867-5-309
Address: Colorado, Apt. 7

Checks payable to?

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